Thursday, November 24, 2011
#11
CREATIONISM
YES!
DARWIN = CRACKPOT
DARWIN BELIEVES ->
FISH->MONKEY->GLEN->[WO]MAN
WRONG
MID-TERM
ASSIGNMENT
ESSAY –
RELIGION AND
CREATION OF THE WORLD
5000 WORDS
DUE FRIDAY
Biology – GCSE level.
The creation-evolution controversy, particularly its place in the classroom, is undoubtedly a hot topic du jour. Contemporary reaction to Darwin’s theory of evolution was in many ways less critical than that of today. A post-First World War surge of opposition to the idea of evolution, culminating in the Scopes monkey trial, has led to creationism (latterly in the guise of intelligent design) being taught for decades in US schools. The level of scientific support for evolution is overwhelming, but still the debate rages.
The idea that humans evolved from monkeys (or monkeys from fish) is a common misconception of Darwin’s theory, which actually proposes that humans and monkeys share a common ancestor that lived about 40 million years ago. It is also wrong to state that Darwin believed that humans evolved from monkeys via Glen (presumably the ‘missing link’ so beloved of creationists). A number of transitional fossils have been found to support the hominid evolutionary record, including Lucy (Australopithecus afarensi) and Ardi (Ardipithecus ramidus), but as yet there is no Glen. Such a discovery would surely only weaken the creationists’ standpoint.
The decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to allow the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to evolution was challenged by concerned citizen Bobby Henderson, who called for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, his belief in a supernatural creator that closely resembles spaghetti and meatballs, to also be allotted equal time in science classrooms. The idea of a parody religion is not new – Bertrand Russell’s celestial teapot is the most famous argument that the philosophic burden of proof lies upon those who make unfalsifiable claims, not on those who reject them. Calls have also been made for physics teachers, alongside Newton’s law of universal gravitation, to teach intelligent falling. President Bush endorsed the teaching of intelligent design alongside evolution, stating, "I felt like both sides ought to be properly taught … so people can understand what the debate is about.” This is apt when he is perhaps the closest thing to a missing link yet found.
If creationism is to be taught in schools, then it should not be in the science classroom, but as a separate subject of politics of science and religion. And it should certainly be more balanced than simply calling Darwin a crackpot. Charles Darwin is one of the most influential figures in human history, and has the ultimate accolade of appearing on the back of an English banknote. What next: Elizabeth Fry = wally? Boulton and Watt = bozos? Adam Smith = nincompoop? (His name has been appropriated by the Adam Smith Institute, responsible for recommending the privatisation of British Rail and the introduction of the Poll Tax, so maybe the jury should stay out on that one.)
A ‘WO’ has been inserted in front of ‘MAN’, pointing out that the gender-neutral ‘human’ should perhaps have been used (despite the original use of ‘man’ as being a gender-neutral indefinite pronoun). Whilst this kind of direct linguistic rejection of a patriarchal hegemony might seem a little ‘bra-burning wimmin’ now, it provides a welcome relief to all the other conservative, reactionary nonsense.
A 5000 word essay by what is presumably this Friday is a tall order, but if God made the world in six days then it should be doable.
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(Many thanks to Wayne for sending this picture in.)
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Tori Spelling Car Accident: Crashes Car While Fleeing Paparazzi
Tori Spelling and her two children had a pretty big scare yesterday.
The pregnant actress wrecked her car while trying to flee from an aggressive photographer.
“Paparazzi chased me w/the kids 2school. I was trying to get away from him and had a pretty big accident,” Spelling tweeted. “Took down whole wall of school.”
Spelling, who is expecting her third child in the fall, is a little shaken up but uninjured.
“He thn STILL got out to try to get pics,” Spelling continued.
“Wht will it take? Someone dying for paparazzi to stop? Going to dr now to check on baby. I think its just shock.”
I’m guessing this will make Tori’s husband, Dean McDermott, even more protective of his lovely bride from here on out.
The pregnant actress wrecked her car while trying to flee from an aggressive photographer.
“Paparazzi chased me w/the kids 2school. I was trying to get away from him and had a pretty big accident,” Spelling tweeted. “Took down whole wall of school.”
Spelling, who is expecting her third child in the fall, is a little shaken up but uninjured.
“He thn STILL got out to try to get pics,” Spelling continued.
“Wht will it take? Someone dying for paparazzi to stop? Going to dr now to check on baby. I think its just shock.”
I’m guessing this will make Tori’s husband, Dean McDermott, even more protective of his lovely bride from here on out.
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Sunday, November 20, 2011
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Kristen Stewart
Kristen Jaymes Stewart is an Beautiful American actress. She is best known for playing Bella Swan in The Twilight Saga. She has also starred in films such as Zathura,Panic Room, In the Land of Women, The Messengers, Adventure land and The Runaways.
Kristen Stewart
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